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T.D. Mischke and Reality

Posted 12 April 2009 | By | Categories: Blog, Media, Reality™ Products, Text | 1 Comment

Ben Nyberg introduced me to this great radio DJ from Minnesota. I thought this particular clip on reality was appropriate for this site that has to do with reality. Bob calls in to joke around with Mischke, but little does he realize that his call to a po-dunk station in fly-over land, is about to […]

Just a Game by Marty McCahill

Posted 06 March 2009 | By | Categories: Marty McCahill, Media, Poems by People Michael™ Knows | 1 Comment

The slug shrivels with the arrival of salt I am God to the insects The street lights are on Time to go home To rest our heads With the things we have done One o’clock, two o’clock’, three o’clock rock In the pine, sweating and bleeding Four o’clock, five o’clock’, six o’clock rock I’m the […]

Cremation just makes sense by the Neptune Society

Posted 24 February 2009 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Blog, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, The Neptune Society, Video, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

My dad received this letter in the mail because when you turn 65, the Neptune Society beckons . To read this letter correctly, please play the following song while you read along. I couldn’t get it to play while you read it, so download it if you feel like, okay? Fuck this joke: copland_-tender-land-suite-finale-the-promise-of-living then […]

Blog #17: To Blog or not to Blog (The blog about concreteness of beliefs)

Posted 17 February 2009 | By | Categories: Blog, Reality™ Products, Text | No Comments

You recently read a very interesting article on how the flu vaccine kills astronauts.  This article was peer-reviewed and cites many other scholarly articles about the flu vaccine, astronauts, and studies about the flu vaccine and astronauts.  It is 10:30 am, Monday, February 2nd, 2008.  You are located at 1427 William St., River Forest, Illinois.  […]

Jump: a Jump Answer movement. by Rachel Lynn Trotta

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Rachel Trotta, Stories by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

Jump: a Jump Answer movement. Yesterday I picked up a book on Buddhism. The book is about the Buddhist approach to questions. I read the first few lines to the intro of the book. This is the line that stuck with me: QUOTE If you ask “Where did the universe come from?”, the answer can’t […]

This Rap Game by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 15 January 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

I am not a rapper, but I know a palindrome when I see one.

Dear Mom

Posted 08 January 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

They printed this story in the Occidental Weekly. I guess I did opinion pieces every once in awhile where i tried to have opinions so they let me print this. I also got to do the illustration: Dear Mom, Things are good here. I guess you could say “all’s quiet on the western front.” God […]

Blog #16: I blog you, Sheriff Truman. (the blog about Twin Peaks)

Posted 06 January 2009 | By | Categories: Blog, Reality™ Products, Text | No Comments

Well, I normally wouldn’t do this, but I am required to talk about real things every once in awhile by our parent company Reality Incorporated Co..  They were watching a lot of Twin Peaks and thought it was so great that I had to blog about it.  I, personally, hate the show. Don’t get it.  […]

Mikey Goes to the Dentist

Posted 19 December 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

I have been seeing my psychiatrist for about eight years now and I feel like I’m making a lot of progress.  She’s really great.  I used to have a lot of problems with motivation and smoking pot, but now I have a steady job as a substitute teacher and I think I’m really on my […]

Like the Greeks by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 19 December 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

Mere nudity is merely another way for mere mortals To have more naked people in their lives.