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Blog #16: I blog you, Sheriff Truman. (the blog about Twin Peaks)

Posted 06 January 2009 | By | Categories: Blog, Reality™ Products, Text | No Comments

Well, I normally wouldn’t do this, but I am required to talk about real things every once in awhile by our parent company Reality Incorporated Co..  They were watching a lot of Twin Peaks and thought it was so great that I had to blog about it.  I, personally, hate the show. Don’t get it.  […]

Mikey Goes to the Dentist

Posted 19 December 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

I have been seeing my psychiatrist for about eight years now and I feel like I’m making a lot of progress.  She’s really great.  I used to have a lot of problems with motivation and smoking pot, but now I have a steady job as a substitute teacher and I think I’m really on my […]

Like the Greeks by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 19 December 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

Mere nudity is merely another way for mere mortals To have more naked people in their lives.

Laura Collins: Work on Paper

Posted 12 December 2008 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Blog, Laura Collins, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, Work on Paper | No Comments

Here are some awesome thingies that Laura Collins made.  The first, the one of them birds, is the cover for Marty McCahill’s CD Songs About Tigers.  If you’d like to see more or buy some from the artist, visit or to see the awesome gallery click on this article head. to see the […]

My Life is Your Memoir (words) by Rachel Trotta

Posted 14 November 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Rachel Trotta, Stories by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

Here is a short radio piece by Rachel Trotta. Radio stories are good and it’s good to close your eyes and block out distractions while listening to them. my-lifeis-your-memoir-words rachel trotta works at a community medical clinic in portland or. the clinic serves alienated clientel: homeless youth, trasngender, iv drug users, people of any age […]

With Contempt

Posted 14 November 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

Harrowing she was with her purse on her arm And her hands on her hips “Don’t you dare say that to me again!” It was final. The divorce was final.

Blog #15: A Blog-Ad for Holograhams™: They’re From the Future™!

Posted 07 November 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Holograhams™, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, Videos by mike! | No Comments

I was blogging the recent coverage of the election of Barack Obama to the position of President of the United States of America, one of the highest things, when I thought, “Man what would it be like to blog for the President?”  Then I thought, “was that a hologram?”  More important than electing a multiracial, […]

Got 2 Get 2 No U

Posted 07 November 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in these parts, Did you just move here? You and that piece of garbage in this shit heap.

Works of Art by Roberto Figueroa

Posted 07 November 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Poems by People Michael™ Knows, Roberto Figueroa (poetry) | No Comments

A monkey walks through his familiar jungle, doing all of his little monkey chores, when all of a sudden he’s hit by a dart and soon begins to let loose little monkey snores. Our monkey awakes in a large room, which he thinks cannot get any brighter. It’s a room full of other monkeys, each […]

Blog #14: Halloween Hitler Blog

Posted 31 October 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Johnny Propaganda, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, Watt Wilby Wilby | 9 Comments

The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ’em Back, Now, Y’all!” I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to […]