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Works of Art by Roberto Figueroa

Posted 07 November 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Poems by People Michael™ Knows, Roberto Figueroa (poetry) | No Comments

A monkey walks through his familiar jungle, doing all of his little monkey chores, when all of a sudden he’s hit by a dart and soon begins to let loose little monkey snores. Our monkey awakes in a large room, which he thinks cannot get any brighter. It’s a room full of other monkeys, each […]

Blog #14: Halloween Hitler Blog

Posted 31 October 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Johnny Propaganda, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, Watt Wilby Wilby | 9 Comments

The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ’em Back, Now, Y’all!” I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to […]

(Read aloud) That thing by the screaming brain

Posted 31 October 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

Read aloud for the sake of Halloween. Scary music! thatthingwiththescreamingbrain

Browsers of the Web, E-nite! U Have Nothing 2 Lose But UR Links

Posted 24 October 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

As the internet loads, It takes some time for the words to format themselves, For some letters to capitalize.

The Next Generation

Posted 10 October 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

That was the final phase, Captain Jean Luke Picard stopped the ship and exited against his crew’s orders against his better judgement against all odds and he exited The men from the space mine were running away from the unknown disaster just down the tunnel and towards the safety of the ship But Captain Jean […]

Blog #13: Blog Against Blogs (and Wikipedia)

Posted 10 October 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Reality™ Products, Text | 1 Comment

I haven’t blogged in awhile. It’s because the internet is stupid. I used to respect the internet until I found out that it didn’t respect me because he she it they it found out that I was vandalizing wikipedia.  I hate the internet. I thought that we lived in a free society where everyone was […]

Sweet _______

Posted 03 October 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

What’s in a poem, if not words? …Silence…

Story about No Body

Posted 03 October 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

No Body knows what’s happening to Any One and Every One wants Every Thing to be okay. So Every One asks No Body if Every Thing is going to be okay. No Body says Every Thing is going to be okay with Any One. But Any One doesn’t matter to Every One, only Every Thing […]

The Fortunate Ones

Posted 25 September 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

Where was yesterday when I ran into your girlfriend? Oh yeah. In her house, so that she could cheat on you with me.

Blog 12: Be True to Your Blog (The story of how mike got glared at by Brian Wilson)

Posted 03 September 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Reality™ Products, Text | 2 Comments

So, I was just blogging the blog-o-sphere yesterday when, all of a sudden, insane celebrity Brian Wilson went to Amoeba records for one of his scheduled “social interactions”.  My friend Ben F. Nyberg sent me a text message saying “hey! mike! you’re great. brian wilson’s at amoeba. *some text missing*”.  So, wouldn’t you know, *some […]