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Why-to have a child:

Posted 18 July 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

I wonder if, when our kid is born, we’ll be opened up to the world rebornin such a way that all of the brilliant stimuli that already exists around here will suddenly become brighter and more vibrant. Maybe he will—his body coated in a light, soft, downy coat—spring moment by moment to each new experience with […]

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Posted 13 July 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | Enter your password to view comments.

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Why-To Sing by Adria Bregani (Submission)

Posted 10 July 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Cross-posted on Patreon.   If you’re like most people, you don’t have a memory of a mysterious group of grinning, sun-stroked strangers pounding on your front door, eager to grasp your palm and shake, shake, vigorously shake it until the sweat of their clammy hands has fully transferred to yours, soaking your own digits and […]

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Posted 22 June 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | Enter your password to view comments.

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Twitter’s Nazi Problem is Still Out of Control

Posted 17 June 2017 | By | Categories: Text | No Comments

The Reality™ Institute’s Founder and CEO has recently published an article on The Outline detailing Twitter’s recent aesthetic updates to Nazism. Titled “What’s the Deal with Nazis?”, the story explores such probing questions as “I mean, where did they even come from?”, “Is it me or are these guys a little nuts?”. It also posits such […]

Why-to listen to music:

Posted 14 June 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Cross-posted at Entropy Magazine, but edited and changed since its original publication. I’m hard pressed to think of a person who doesn’t like music.  It’s been around since the beginning and it comes in all forms in all cultures so there’s got to be a reason for it.  Maybe we should dissect the process of the […]

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Protected: Why-to have a name:

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Why-to watch the Twin Peaks reboot:

Posted 01 June 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Living in the era of the reboot, it’s difficult not to be jaded by every revival that Hollywood throws up onto the silver screen, all over the boob tube, or into the internet. These efforts more often resemble a Pet Cemetery-style resurrection-for-profit than a genuine intent to extend the life of a piece of art, […]

(Submission) Why-to criticize the conduct of the Iranian elections and Iran’s record on democracy, but never elections and democracy in Saudi Arabia:

Posted 30 May 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Um. Uh. (Sigh) (Lip smack) (Pause) I think what—uh—we say is that—uh—at this meeting we were able to—uh—make significant progress with Saudi and GCC partners ins—uh—both making a strong statement against extremism and also—um—and also putting—e ah eh—putting in place certain measures through this GCC mechanism where we can combat extremism. Clearly one source of […]