Still Life

This is the first painting I did for painting class. It was a still life and it still is. I don’t like painting and drawing things that aren’t people for the most part, so I made this a person.

Posted at 7am on 05/10/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Media, Paintings by mike! read on

Results and Discussion

Results and Discussion
My colleagues and I have come to the conclusion that the life of our subject, Ms. Reilly, is a depressing one. Our results indicate that she makes us feel for her, although we cannot do anything for her. We cannot intervene, you know, so that we don’t skew the data. Personally, though it should be impersonally, she makes me feel things I’ve forgotten I could feel. And we’ve tested

Posted at 9am on 05/08/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Media, Stories by mike!, Uncategorized read on

The Boy With Lights in His Eyes by Roberto Figueroa

Across the street, children pressed two fingers against their lips and exhaled, pretending to smoke. The fog that covered the darkened town felt made of these breathes; sticky warm and based on pretend. The boy with lights in his eyes walked alone and un-costumed. The children hurried on.

His sunglasses no longer worked. He couldn’t see, because the light that mysteriously glowed from his eyes would reflect back into his eyes.

Posted at 12pm on 05/05/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Media, Roberto Figueroa, Stories by People Michael™ Knows read on

Obama Breaks, Forcefully, With Ex-Pastor Over Fired Remarks that he is a Simulacra Humanoid Robot

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Senator Barack Obama broke forcefully on Tuesday due to comments made by his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., in an effort to curtail a drama of race, values, patriotism and betrayal that has enveloped his presidential candidacy at a critical juncture.

At a news conference here, Mr. Obama denounced remarks Mr. Wright made in

Posted at 12pm on 05/05/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Jimmy Crack, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby read on

Tragic

by Pattycakes and the Riffers’s Pat Janulis.

Tragic

Blog #2: Life is Blog, the rest is just Blogtails and Dirty Limericks.

There once was a boy who was named Blog,

who had a thing he could flog

but when he went to the dance

he seized into a trance

and the DJ thought he was a log.

When I grew up, these were the sorts of limericks my dad used to scream to me before going to sleep, or while I was already asleep. I asked him, “Hey!!!! Pops! Why do you always say those weird limericks when they’re so

Posted at 11am on 05/01/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

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