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The Dawning of a New Age by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 14 September 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | 1 Comment

I can’t stop thinking about robots And the way in which they could serve me Platters and platters of Candy That I took off of someone’s porch during Halloween time Take one. Take one too many.

the s&m dinner. by Stephen van Dyck

Posted 14 September 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Stephen van Dyck, Stories by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

This is cross-posted from Stephen’s blog: the s&m dinner. A friend of mine in the music school at Calarts, Jason, invited me to go to an S&M dinner with him and his kinda girlfriend Meredith. The whole concept sounded strange: meeting at a restaurant in a public place to be around people with a sexual […]

That’s Not It Exactly: A Clinical Analysis of Generalized Ontology Disorder by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 24 August 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

This is a couple excerpts from this thing I was trying to write. They’re the only parts of the thing that I didn’t feel I needed to change because it was what it was. The thing was going to be called That’s Not It Exactly: A Clinical Analysis of Generalized Ontology Disorder. Good luck and […]

Drugs and Lies by Marty McCahill

Posted 24 August 2009 | By | Categories: Marty McCahill, Media, Stories by People Michael™ Knows | 1 Comment

Drugs and Lies My summer after my sophomore year I get a job offer downtown.  I take it and say fuck school.  Who needs school if you can land a job this easily?  The job isn’t hard.  Running to court a couple times a day to make some filings.  In-between runs, soak up the pulse […]

Gift of Time by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 25 May 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

I would never write a poem in five seconds Psyche.

Want Ads by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 05 May 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

Warehouse job opening now!!! exporter looking for warehouse assistant, full time. 1. shipping/receiving Asst. 2. handle RMA returns by use phone and email 3. good team work 4. good English 5. work time Mon. to Fri. 8:30am-5:30pm. (one hour lunch time) call Timothy, Warehouse Manager: XXX-XXX-XXXX William Buckley went into his first day of work […]

The Van Gogh by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 12 April 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

The thing about Van Gogh was that he felt compelled to paint the same painting over and over again.  He only painted one painting and never painted anything else.  When he painted it, he felt something very strong that is difficult to describe.  And, anyways, it depended on the particular time he was painting that […]

T.D. Mischke and Reality

Posted 12 April 2009 | By | Categories: Blog, Media, Reality™ Products, Text | 1 Comment

Ben Nyberg introduced me to this great radio DJ from Minnesota. I thought this particular clip on reality was appropriate for this site that has to do with reality. Bob calls in to joke around with Mischke, but little does he realize that his call to a po-dunk station in fly-over land, is about to […]

Just a Game by Marty McCahill

Posted 06 March 2009 | By | Categories: Marty McCahill, Media, Poems by People Michael™ Knows | 1 Comment

The slug shrivels with the arrival of salt I am God to the insects The street lights are on Time to go home To rest our heads With the things we have done One o’clock, two o’clock’, three o’clock rock In the pine, sweating and bleeding Four o’clock, five o’clock’, six o’clock rock I’m the […]

Cremation just makes sense by the Neptune Society

Posted 24 February 2009 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Blog, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, The Neptune Society, Video, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

My dad received this letter in the mail because when you turn 65, the Neptune Society beckons . To read this letter correctly, please play the following song while you read along. I couldn’t get it to play while you read it, so download it if you feel like, okay? Fuck this joke: copland_-tender-land-suite-finale-the-promise-of-living then […]