What is Reality™?
I bet you often ask yourself, “Hey, what is reality?” Well, now, there’s The Reality™ Institute, a service institute dedicated to determining what’s real and what’s not so that you don’t have to. Our team of highly ordained scientists is tirelessly working on reality authentication and developing new authentication procedures so that you can navigate your world with ease, unfettered by the stress of selecting and evaluating genuine products and tasks.
Our front page displays our newest Certified Reality™ Products, which have been tested and verified by our scientists to be 100% real. While we’re still in the process of sorting the legitimate from the false, we hope to gradually determine and label every real™ product in the world so that, if you ever doubt the authenticity of a person, object, or activity, you can simply look for the Certified Reality™ Logo on said item to know that it is indeed real™. You’ve heard of reality shows, well now there’s reality™ audio, text, graphics, and, hell, even reality™ reality.
If you still have questions about The Reality™ Institute’s mission, why not listen to our brief informational session, created by reality™ scientist Julian Allen? Or watch the following promotional videos:
Do you feel as though you have an item that might be real™? If you’d like our experts to authenticate your writing, music, video, visual art, or other potentially real object, make sure to CERTIFY™ it with The Reality Institute
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And remember: when in doubt, reality™ is all about!
The Reality™ Institute, Founder and CEO
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