Blog #16: I blog you, Sheriff Truman. (the blog about Twin Peaks)
Well, I normally wouldn’t do this, but I am required to talk about real things every once in awhile by our parent company Reality Incorporated Co.. They were watching a lot of Twin Peaks and thought it was so great that I had to blog about it. I, personally, hate the show. Don’t get it. Don’t like it. I hate it so much that I feel the need to capitalize about it. Now, normally, I wouldn’t capitalize, but I hate it that much.j
Reality Inc. Co. like it, however. They love it. They used that word. They “love it so much” they’d “marry it. No homo.” Like they think that all the characters are really “keen” and wish that they could be Special Agent Dale Cooper and could sleep with or at least kiss Shelley Johnson and that they could marry Audrey Horne, despite her dangerous curiosity and power over men. In fact, Reality Inc. Co. told me that they might dress up like Coop for Halloween.
They just bought the Season 1 soundtrack and it’s really cool, they tell me. In all seriousness. But then again, all this guy Angelo Badalamenti does is awesome.
and here’s another monologue that they couldn’t find on youtube that they told me to look up the words for so I did it because I’m a tool and I found those words here:
They also bought this poster:
Irony is the new sincerity. Sincerity is the flattest form of imitation. Imitation is the sinceristy form of ironing.
Go mike! yourselves!
ps.- the actor who played Major Briggs has died. may he r.i.p.