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Why-to have a name:

Posted 07 June 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

The universe is an endless canvas of things and those things blend seamlessly into one another, making it difficult to differentiate them. Almost serendipitously, perception makes it possible to call out what appear to be sensory borders between the elements of the larger canvass in such a way that we may label them, categorize them and refer to them in speech.

Why-to watch the Twin Peaks reboot:

Posted 01 June 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Living in the era of the reboot, it’s difficult not to be jaded by every revival that Hollywood throws up onto the silver screen, all over the boob tube, or into the internet. These efforts more often resemble a Pet Cemetery-style resurrection-for-profit than a genuine intent to extend the life of a piece of art, […]

(Submission) Why-to criticize the conduct of the Iranian elections and Iran’s record on democracy, but never elections and democracy in Saudi Arabia:

Posted 30 May 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Um. Uh. (Sigh) (Lip smack) (Pause) I think what—uh—we say is that—uh—at this meeting we were able to—uh—make significant progress with Saudi and GCC partners ins—uh—both making a strong statement against extremism and also—um—and also putting—e ah eh—putting in place certain measures through this GCC mechanism where we can combat extremism. Clearly one source of […]

Why-to compare cats and dogs:

Posted 19 May 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Things do change, however. Cats can seem like ideal company at times, but their status as the paragon of pets cannot be established until they’ve been compared with other animals. The most obvious other contender for best pet is, of course, the dog. In fact, the oldest record of the practice of dog ownership dates much farther back than cat domestication to over twelve thousand years ago.

Why-to begin with cats:

Posted 16 May 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | 1 Comment

This collection will begin with a discussion of cats.  One might ask, “why begin with cats?” I thought I’d begin with something relatively simple that almost anyone could relate to.  Though you may not personally have an opinion about cats, you will probably be able to relate to the topic and may even be able […]

Why-to why-to

Posted 16 May 2017 | By | Categories: Text, Why-to | No Comments

Why-to why-to: Life is the strangest thing around.  When you’re born, you wake up in a world already at work – dropped onto a treadmill in motion.  You learn how to carry out all sorts of tasks and develop all sorts of skills, but the reasons for learning those things are often lost in the […]

Why-to test the limits of human experience by indulging in the excesses of drugs and alcohol:

Posted 01 November 2016 | By | Categories: Reality™ Products, Real™ Poems by mike!, Text, Video | No Comments

Below is a public service announcement in the form of a why-to, first delivered to an audience of artists and writers at the Concord art space in Los Angeles. Following the PSA is the text of the speech so that you can read along at home: Hi, I’m Michael Molitch-Hou, from The Reality™ Institute, a […]

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Be All That You Can Pee: Beauty Tips and Tricks You Can Make in Your Own Home!

Posted 11 November 2014 | By | Categories: Lip Service, Reality™ Products, Text | 3 Comments

A magazine dedicated to women’s lifestyle issues, Lip Service, has been circulating the Internet, inspiring a good deal of proactive change on the part of women.  The magazine’s editor, Samantha Miranda, has given The Reality™ Institute permission to re-post their entry on a new health and beauty regimen in the hopes of aiding a greater […]

dippin dots gods (full length) by strugelje

Posted 10 March 2014 | By | Categories: Poems by People Michael™ Knows, Reality™ Products, strugelje, Text | 2 Comments

Below you’ll find a poem by strugelje titled “dippin dots gods (full length)” from his book of poetry,  dippin dots gods.  strugelje is an author and poet in Atlanta. His work has appeared in various publications including Barrelhouse, The Good Men Project and 50 Haikus. His work is available on Amazon. Featured artwork is by strugelje‘s brother […]

The Healthy Imperative by Byron Alexander Campbell

Posted 16 October 2013 | By | Categories: Byron Alexander Campbell, Reality™ Products, Stories by People Michael™ Knows, Text | 1 Comment

It was supposed to be the year of healthy living. I know that as soon as I post this update, I’m going to get roughly 7 million responses from my BodyWatch Inner Circle (luv ya!) saying, “LaJoindRa, you make that same resolution EVERY NEW YEARS EVE!!!!”! Lol, I know! 😉 [j/k, I luv u guys] […]