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Don’t Click These Linx, They’re Spam

Posted 23 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Mike Bullet Shoes, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

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E-mail from Dadi

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Dadi Ding, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together.  […]

Autonomia Carajo! by Rachel Lynn Trotta

Posted 18 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Rachel Lynn Trotta, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

Hi. This is actually a post from my friend Rachel’s blog, which will now be linked on the site. She is the current coordinator of my family’s medical clinic in Bolivia and her blog is a better representation of what I did as coordinator than my blog was in that it deals less with Blog […]

Blog #3: You Can Blog If You Want To, Your Friends Don’t Advise It, But If They Don’t Advise It, Well I’m Not Sure You Should Be Friends With Them In the First Place.

Posted 13 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | No Comments

So this blog started off great! Last time I blogged (which was not nearly soon enough, you know how it gets), I was in Bolivia and there was a big whole hubbub, Bub, about a thing called “autonomia”. It’s very complicated, so I’ll illustrate it with a drawing in microsoft paint: This picture should answer […]

Cold Stone Creamery is Corrupting Traditional American Values by Katie Jacobson

Posted 13 May 2008 | By | Categories: Katie Jacobson, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

Entering Cold Stone Creamery, one is assaulted with the smell of numerous flavors of ice cream and the nearly countless toppings available to be mixed in to this ice cream. The staff, permanently cheerful, allows one to sample ice cream flavors before committing to a “Creation” (Cold Stone’s name for the unique ice-cream-and-topping mixtures they […]

Obama Breaks, Forcefully, With Ex-Pastor Over Fired Remarks that he is a Simulacra Humanoid Robot

Posted 05 May 2008 | By | Categories: Jimmy Crack, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Senator Barack Obama broke forcefully on Tuesday due to comments made by his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., in an effort to curtail a drama of race, values, patriotism and betrayal that has enveloped his presidential candidacy at a critical juncture. At a news conference here, Mr. Obama denounced […]

Blog #2: Life is Blog, the rest is just Blogtails and Dirty Limericks.

Posted 01 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | No Comments

There once was a boy who was named Blog, who had a thing he could flog but when he went to the dance he seized into a trance and the DJ thought he was a log. When I grew up, these were the sorts of limericks my dad used to scream to me before going […]

I would like to submit this article for your website. i would also like to be called one-eyed-jack

Posted 28 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, One-Eyed-Jack, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

In other news i drank over a bottle and a half of whiskey tonight… but i’m still able to type and keep one eye open. you should be glad you’re the only person i would allow to see such type. i actually was reading for the past half hour some emails i sent to myself […]

Blog #1: The story of Blog-nocchio

Posted 23 April 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | No Comments

“Have you ever done this before?” she asked, as I settled into the chair. “Well, once or twice, but really I’m not all that experienced.” “Don’t worry, babe. It just takes a bit of practice, and you’ll get plenty of practice.” Okay, so it wasn’t my first time blogging, but I was still a bit […]

Hey! Sera! It ain’t every easy

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

Hey! Sera! It ain’t ever easy!