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Archive for January, 2009

Dear Mr. Asshole by BBalls McGee

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: BBalls McGee, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

From the desk of The Reality™ Institute [seal misplaced] Mr. Asshole Ashland and Augusta River Forest, IL 60305 Dear Mr. Asshole, Let me be honest, I have put this letter off for quite some time, my apologies for committing such a disservice. It was during the Halloween “season” in which I passed your house while […]

My Online Interview with my supervisor Richard Owen of Craigslist

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: Jimmy Crack, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

michael.molitchhou: Hi, I submitted my resume to be a data entry clerk richardowen_147: hi Offline : richardowen_147 has signed out. richardowen_147: you ready michael.molitchhou: sure richardowen_147: What’s your Fullname,sex and where are you currently located ? michael.molitchhou: Michael Molitch-Hou, male, river forest, illinois richardowen_147: Why do you want this job, michael.molitchhou: In order to earn […]

Jump: a Jump Answer movement. by Rachel Lynn Trotta

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Rachel Trotta, Stories by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

Jump: a Jump Answer movement. Yesterday I picked up a book on Buddhism. The book is about the Buddhist approach to questions. I read the first few lines to the intro of the book. This is the line that stuck with me: QUOTE If you ask “Where did the universe come from?”, the answer can’t […]

Supple Derek by mike!

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Long Memorial Day Weekend | No Comments

Supple-Derek from The Clockophile and the Long Memorial Day Weekend, a love song to the supplest Derek I know. from left to right: Supple Charlotte, Barock Me Obamadeus, Supple Derek

T. is of the E. by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: Uncategorized | No Comments

I haven’t written a poem in seconds.

Reality’s a Dream (Cartoons/E-mail) by Timothy W. Anderson

Posted 28 January 2009 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Media, Tim Anderson | No Comments

Hi Mike, Sorry I abandoned you on Skype the other day. To make up for it, here are a couple of thingies for the Reality Institute. One is a drawing of a wombat foraging for wild strawberries in a park in winter. He’s about to be ambushed by a vampire penguin whom he’s in love […]

friggin’ feb and the blue L (my first original song) by Emmi Chen

Posted 15 January 2009 | By | Categories: Emmi Chen, Music by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

This girl and I have 3 degrees of separation on youtube. It was me playing music, then a link to someone covering Jonathan Richman, and then this girl, Emmi Chen, covering Magnetic Fields. This is Emmi’s song is about the blue line in Chicago.  I feel like she might improvise her songs somewhat. I’d like […]

William Howard Taft by Wikipedia

Posted 15 January 2009 | By | Categories: Media, Watt Wilby Wilby, Wikipedia | 113 Comments

William Howard Taft (September 15, 1857 – ?) began as an American mathematician, but it has recently come to our attention that that was only a costume or mirage so that he may continue his work through our world without being discovered. He was an American politician, the 27th President of the United States, the […]

TRENDWATCH 2009! Part ONE by Max Read

Posted 15 January 2009 | By | Categories: Max Read, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

A blog entry from Max Read’s mind grapes dot edu. Mind Grapes: Gain Knowledge by eating Mind Grapes. HEY FOLKS! Wow, what a year we’ve had!! I graduated from COLLEGE, the PHILLIES won the OLYMPICS, BARACK OBAMA won THE BIG ELECTION (remember that guy?! LOL!), and of course the world kept turning! In fact, it […]

CHRISTIAN AUDIGIER MUST HANG by Benjerman F. Nyberger

Posted 15 January 2009 | By | Categories: Ben Fite Nyberg, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

From Ben Nyberg’s blog what it do: Like, I’m not that into fashion or whatever. I try to dress cool but only so I can infiltrate the cool kids circle and date their women. But I don’t read about fashion nor do I know who any designers are, really. Until today. I keep seeing these […]