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Archive for July, 2008

Painting by Roberto Figueroa

Posted 30 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Roberto Figueroa, Stories by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

He stood up from the bed, blood seeping out of his nose, reaching the black hairs of his chest. He sighed, and took several steps forward. The air around him was cold, but he didn’t notice. The blood still dripped, and he sat down. He gripped the canvas in his hands, and stared at it […]

Joseph M. Spills the Beans on Dating on Demand

Posted 30 July 2008 | By | Categories: Dating on Demand, Joseph M., Media, Video | No Comments

Joseph M. is a trainer, physical and fitness, looking for a sturdy girl. If you’re demanding a date and you don’t care if it’s a good one, send in your dating video to michael.molitchhou@gmail.com

An American in Paris (Put to Pop Music) by Ben Nyberger

Posted 29 July 2008 | By | Categories: Ben Nyberger, Media, Video | No Comments

Ben Nyberg’s montage of an American in Paris put to pop music can best be expressed in the words of Jay Z, the original Jehovah’s Witness, right before he was shot by Biggy Smalls, “I’ve got a world of problems and there isn’t a lady in the mix!”

The story of Madeline

Posted 29 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike!, Watt Wilby Wilby | 1 Comment

Madeline wore a smile on her… papery face. She stood calmly, legs firmly planted in place. “Where do the people go when they’re not around? Do they go on adventures or just out of town?” She thought about this, among other things, While at the dentist, for instance, Replacing her fillings. There was no simple […]

Nobel Street by Marty McCahill with Shannon Dowty

Posted 29 July 2008 | By | Categories: MarzBarz, Media, Music by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

Here’s a collaboration between Marty and Shannon: nobel-street

While Your Guitar Cries When You’re Playing It

Posted 29 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike! | No Comments

Your guitar riffs sound forced, were you going for that?

Dating on Demand: Eirick

Posted 23 July 2008 | By | Categories: Dating on Demand, Eirick, Media, Video | No Comments

Eirick is a cool guy who likes fine hindquarters. He’ll listen to anything except country. Like Eirick or still hopeless, helpless, and hoopless? Send your Dating on Demand video to michael.molitchhou@gmail.com

The Grid, a blogicle by Claire Evans

Posted 22 July 2008 | By | Categories: Claire Evans, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | 1 Comment

From Claire’s blog Universe: The Large Hadron Collider is finally turning on. A quick step backwards: the LHC is a particle accelerator, the largest of its kind, underwritten by all the wild money in science, a ringed tunnel some 27 kilometers long, deep underground, crossing the French-Swiss border at four points. It’s been over twenty […]

Blog #9: The Man Who Sold the Blog

Posted 22 July 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Reality™ Products, Text | No Comments

I haven’t blogged since I heard that China was allowed to sell ivory. I’ve been trying to kill elephants to sell ivory for years, but everyone keeps telling me how illegal and dangerous it is for me and all of the people in the poaching business. Also, I just recently learned that it’s illegal in […]

Hey Anybody by L. Ron

Posted 22 July 2008 | By | Categories: L. Ron, Media, Music by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

hey-anybody-1 by Lauren “L. Ron” Valbracht