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Story about No Body

Posted 03 October 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

No Body knows what’s happening to Any One and Every One wants Every Thing to be okay. So Every One asks No Body if Every Thing is going to be okay. No Body says Every Thing is going to be okay with Any One. But Any One doesn’t matter to Every One, only Every Thing […]

The tower without error

Posted 02 September 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

The tower(s) climbed higher than ever before and were fortified of blocks of semi-solid Styrofoam, fully degradable by the upper classes who consider them less than worthy of the praise of higher authorities. A man with a beard about the size of forty had seen his fair share of weather; fairly often he shared accounts […]

Still Salt Water

Posted 26 August 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

“I’ve never caught anything that big in my life, Paul.” “You’re telling me. That thing was as big as a Buick!” “Yeah.” “Your father never even caught anything that big before.” Some silence occurred. “Thanks for inviting me, Paul. It was really great. I really appreciate it.” “Don’t mention it.” “It would have really meant […]

Death of the Hive Mind

Posted 19 August 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

This small insect spent a night of love and passion with what was considered by most horticulturists the most beautiful flower in the world. This particular breed of flower, which came from the ground and had roots that spread deep into the hollow Earth, populated the fields of Holland, underneath the windmills. The insect operated […]

Retraction man-delayed Reflection

Posted 12 August 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

September 16,
September 16,

Delayed by approximately 15 seconds or so was the reflection of Lydia Dulce delayed by approximately 15 seconds or so was the reflection of Lydia Dulce. She could no longer picture herself in her mind without feeling uncomfortable.

Gone were the days of flirtatious love and cocktail conversations. She could no longer picture herself in her mind without feeling uncomfortable. Gone were the days of flirtatious love and cocktail conversations. Here were the days of an inability to perform daily personal management.

Dreaming in Spectre-vision

Posted 05 August 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

Whenever it was that the was was, the I-thing received the everything through lovely little lenses. Sweatervests went one by one, “bye onsies and twosies, green eyed Lucies, and brown eyed floozies,” into the ground before the I-thing followed them down. They were nice while they lasted; the eye lashes but never entirely unpleasantly as […]

The story of Madeline

Posted 29 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike!, Watt Wilby Wilby | 1 Comment

Madeline wore a smile on her… papery face. She stood calmly, legs firmly planted in place. “Where do the people go when they’re not around? Do they go on adventures or just out of town?” She thought about this, among other things, While at the dentist, for instance, Replacing her fillings. There was no simple […]

The Headwearer by Michael Molitch-Hou

Posted 22 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

On a night much like tonight, a woman by the name of Julie Andrews discovered that she had the ability to do something that no other person could do. The catch was, though, that she had to kill in order to do it. It was a relatively painless procedure for her as she was the […]

That thing with the screaming brain

Posted 10 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

In the abandoned city of los angeles, one of those things stuck its head out the window of a room on one of the higher floors in one of the few skyscrapers in the city. It did what they always did and clutched its scalp, practically digging its claws into its own head. Of course, […]

Hermaphrodite Lesbian Rocket Scientists from Mars

Posted 06 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | 3 Comments

Despite what anyone might say, I am the hero of this story. Everyone knows everything. Everyone has the answer to everything. Everyone is a goddamn superhero. I’m sorry, I’m throwing you right into the middle of this. Well, I find it hard not to because that’s how I’ve got to tell you this story. To […]