The Reality™ Institute

I tried as hard as I could but I could not I could not try any harder but I could not win I could not win any worse than I did. I blame the wide end receiver.

1 trying to capture something on a late night computer screen my eyes hardly blinking getting dry and ugly i think this is enough i think i’m worn out the thoughts i once had they’ve all been figured out and written down on paper the best that i could and any attempt now is just […]

A song by Intramural Basketball League about Adam Knight trying to get a girl by requesting things from Ben Johnson as sung by Ernest Weierhefeogogfff off of their album The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Tequila Rose

Despite what anyone might say, I am the hero of this story. Everyone knows everything. Everyone has the answer to everything. Everyone is a goddamn superhero. I’m sorry, I’m throwing you right into the middle of this. Well, I find it hard not to because that’s how I’ve got to tell you this story. To […]

This is a song by Marty McCahill and backings by Mike Molitch-Hou. dis-claimer-2

Collaborative fridge painting by Tommy Hawks and friends.

here’s a song that i made: southern-wall that was then covered by my friend pat. a cover is when you do something someone else did musically differently musically. here’s pat’s: southern-wall-mike-cover i was thinking of doing a We Work Together CD compilation that me and my friends all did together, like songs where we covered […]

I was in a crowded apartment party in the heart of a trendy area in Chicago. I knew it wasn’t going to be much fun so I decided to drink like crazy. My girlfriend had dragged me to come; one of her co-workers had been promoted so she was having a party for herself I […]

Now, we all know that Beetle Bailey is as sharp today as it was 100 years ago when the strip began as a light-hearted satire of the US’s occupation of the Dominican Republic. Since then, the strip has never shied away from controversial topics, as in recent years when it’s tackled sensitive issues ranging from […]

A day in the death of dole Dole’s life was (to me) like an instruction manual on being happy. This is what I might say at his funeral. No, his funeral is not a morbid thought or at least no one would think so at this moment because that’s what you think of when your […]