The Reality Institute

Blog #1: The story of Blog-nocchio

“Have you ever done this before?” she asked, as I settled into the chair.

“Well, once or twice, but really I’m not all that experienced.”

“Don’t worry, babe. It just takes a bit of practice, and you’ll get plenty of practice.”

Okay, so it wasn’t my first time blogging, but I was still a bit nervous. I mean, blogging raises so many questions, like: what is a blog? Where does a blog come from? How many blogs does a blog blog blog if a blog blog could blog blogs?

When did you become so Real™ you might end up asking yourselves one day someday? Well, I wasn’t always this real.

It was lucky, really, when the Reality Institute™ found me founding the Reality Institute™. If it weren’t for them I would never have been able to blog with the confidence that I now have to blog. It was like they said to me, “Mike? What’s the big deal? Don’t think about blogging. Just blog.”

And you know what? They were right? It really wasn’t a big deal.

Now I have the Reality Institute™, a service institute that founded me to found it so that it can found me again and make me Real™. One of their favorite slogans, in fact, is “What once was lost, now is founded.” But that’s just something they say around the office.

So many of you might be asking, “What is the Reality Institute™, I mean really?” scratching your elbows. Well, scientifically speaking, it is the Perfect Perpetual Motion Machine™. Michael Molitch-Hou™ created the Reality Institute™ so that the Reality Institute™ could create Michael Molitch-Hou™ and on and on into infinity. It’s the most perfect symbiotic relationship found on God’s Green Earth™.

And, now, with their help, I feel like a Real™ person. And whenever I’m feeling scared and lonely, unsure of what’s real and what’s not, I just have to look at the Certified Reality Product™ logo on the webpage to know it’s Real™ and that way I can blog at ease.

And all you scared little tykes out there who feel the same way that I do, unsure of what the Hell™ is going on around here, just “be like mike!,” as the Reality Institute™ says and look for the Certified Reality Product™ logo on the webpage and you’ll see that what you are seeing is Real™. And make sure to buy plenty of Certified Reality Products™ to make sure you are owning real things and not any of that fake crap.

That’s why this institute is such a great one, because it’s real and it tells you it’s real, making me wonder if any of those other websites and institutions out there are Real™. They don’t even have Certified Reality Product™ logos anywhere on them.

Come visit the webpage because we all know that nobody knows what’s happening to them and they all want it to be okay, so as we say around here at the Reality Institute™: “When in doubt, reality is all about!” in that it is


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