Blog #9: The Man Who Sold the Blog
I haven’t blogged since I heard that China was allowed to sell ivory. I’ve been trying to kill elephants to sell ivory for years, but everyone keeps telling me how illegal and dangerous it is for me and all of the people in the poaching business. Also, I just recently learned that it’s illegal in […]
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The Headwearer by Michael Molitch-Hou
On a night much like tonight, a woman by the name of Julie Andrews discovered that she had the ability to do something that no other person could do. The catch was, though, that she had to kill in order to do it. It was a relatively painless procedure for her as she was the […]
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Tiger F! Dating on Demand Video
Tiger F is a unique, desperate individual looking for hot tubs and tensomes! He’s been in quicksand, loves to party and be cool! Hot and bothered, but still can’t get people to love and care for you? Send in your own Dating on Demand video to michael.molitchhou@gmail.com
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The Photograph that Launched 100,000 M-61 Fragmentation Hand Grenades by mike!
from the album The Clockophile and the Long Memorial Day Weekend: the-photograph-that-launched-100000-m-61-fragmentation-hand-grenades
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Apartment Perspectives by Josh Henning
Here’s a short memoir to Josh’s old apartment in Urbana, Illinois.
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Veggies by JM
I’m in this chair, afraid to move. Someone says we should walk around the cemetery, and although “outside” is an attractive concept, I’m more concerned with the vortex of quicksand in front of me. Transfixed by my toe tornado, I peer in to get a closer look, but don’t see anything. I feel like I’ve […]
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That thing with the screaming brain
In the abandoned city of los angeles, one of those things stuck its head out the window of a room on one of the higher floors in one of the few skyscrapers in the city. It did what they always did and clutched its scalp, practically digging its claws into its own head. Of course, […]
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