Hey Anybody by L. Ron
hey-anybody-1 by Lauren “L. Ron” Valbracht
hey-anybody-1 by Lauren “L. Ron” Valbracht
On a night much like tonight, a woman by the name of Julie Andrews discovered that she had the ability to do something that no other person could do. The catch was, though, that she had to kill in order to do it. It was a relatively painless procedure for her as she was the […]
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from the album The Clockophile and the Long Memorial Day Weekend: the-photograph-that-launched-100000-m-61-fragmentation-hand-grenades
Here’s a short memoir to Josh’s old apartment in Urbana, Illinois.
I’m in this chair, afraid to move. Someone says we should walk around the cemetery, and although “outside” is an attractive concept, I’m more concerned with the vortex of quicksand in front of me. Transfixed by my toe tornado, I peer in to get a closer look, but don’t see anything. I feel like I’ve […]
by Johnny Rockwood (amigo Tim Anderson) Moments
In the abandoned city of los angeles, one of those things stuck its head out the window of a room on one of the higher floors in one of the few skyscrapers in the city. It did what they always did and clutched its scalp, practically digging its claws into its own head. Of course, […]
I tried as hard as I could but I could not I could not try any harder but I could not win I could not win any worse than I did. I blame the wide end receiver.