Wear Real™ Apparel or Die Naked
Likely, you’ve been walking around naked (like an ape) because none of your clothes have been certified as real™. Well, as old man Zimmerman said, the times they are a changing and you can now, finally, dress yourself in actual clothing, thanks to the new Reality™ Institute apparel shop.
Using a new manufacturing-on-demand service called LaunchMyWear, the Reality™ Institute has created a complete line of clothing that can be custom made to fit your body. I’ve been able to design each piece of clothing, including everything from dresses to hoodies, without any cost to me. I don’t need to have any minimum orders or maintain a stock supply of goods. They just make it and ship it whenever the products are made. And, the quality of the materials and craftsmanship is actually really good:
I am now more than familiar with 3D printed fashion and this trumps 3D printed apparel by a long shot because it’s not 3D printed at all! But you still get the benefits of on-demand manufacturing, without the clothing being made out of clunky plastic or nylon.
Anyone can start a shop for free, so it’s worth it to just mess around with the site. Otherwise, this is what happens when we stop dressing naked and start dressing real.