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Blog #14: Halloween Hitler Blog

The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ’em Back, Now, Y’all!”

I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to be scared of killing spiders because then the spider’s family would crawl in my mouth when I was asleep, but I’ve grown up.

Now, I’m afraid that if I badmouth the internet, Blogs will crawl in my mouth when I’m asleep.

Which got me thinking…

What’s the scariest thing in the world (besides the world itself?)?!  Hitler! And Politics!  Also, propaganda.  And Hitler’s propaganda and propaganda about Hitler.  And Goebbels.  So, here’s a collection of propaganda that you can hang out in front of your house on Halloween or Politics Day.  It’ll scare your trickertreaters away and unpatriotic Americans into the voting booth (where they will commence regulatory voting booth movements).

that’s hitler’s ghost haunting you if you waste gas, jerry watching you, and that guy you drowned

back when STDs were called VDs (then considered Nazi anthrax), a bad dog is punished for being a double agent (and why dogs to this day, can’t talk), and Nazis stab Bibles.

And here’s a whole bunch more, including but not limited to: Army Santa, horrible racism, cryptic statements about war bonds:



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