It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife: a poem by Michael Molitch-Hou All this happened more or less: Once upon a midnight dreary In my younger and more vulnerable years God created the heaven and the earth. [A screaming [...]

This is a couple excerpts from this thing I was trying to write. They’re the only parts of the thing that I didn’t feel I needed to change because it was what it was. The thing was going to be called That’s Not It Exactly: A Clinical Analysis of Generalized Ontology Disorder. Good luck and [...]

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The thing about Van Gogh was that he felt compelled to paint the same painting over and over again.  He only painted one painting and never painted anything else.  When he painted it, he felt something very strong that is difficult to describe.  And, anyways, it depended on the particular time he was painting that [...]

They printed this story in the Occidental Weekly. I guess I did opinion pieces every once in awhile where i tried to have opinions so they let me print this. I also got to do the illustration: Dear Mom, Things are good here. I guess you could say “all’s quiet on the western front.” God [...]

I have been seeing my psychiatrist for about eight years now and I feel like I’m making a lot of progress.  She’s really great.  I used to have a lot of problems with motivation and smoking pot, but now I have a steady job as a substitute teacher and I think I’m really on my [...]

Read aloud for the sake of Halloween. Scary music! thatthingwiththescreamingbrain

No Body knows what’s happening to Any One and Every One wants Every Thing to be okay. So Every One asks No Body if Every Thing is going to be okay. No Body says Every Thing is going to be okay with Any One. But Any One doesn’t matter to Every One, only Every Thing [...]

That’s It: The Postmortem Autobiography of Michael Daniels Molitch-Hou by Michael Molitch-Hou The machines that they had been building went on for centuries.  They were always the same machines, but, naturally, they took on different forms that would be unrecognizable to the following generations.  A machine is a machine is a machine. That is not [...]

The tower(s) climbed higher than ever before and were fortified of blocks of semi-solid Styrofoam, fully degradable by the upper classes who consider them less than worthy of the praise of higher authorities. A man with a beard about the size of forty had seen his fair share of weather; fairly often he shared accounts [...]