The Reality™ Institute

Harrowing she was with her purse on her arm And her hands on her hips “Don’t you dare say that to me again!” It was final. The divorce was final.

I was blogging the recent coverage of the election of Barack Obama to the position of President of the United States of America, one of the highest things, when I thought, “Man what would it be like to blog for the President?”  Then I thought, “was that a hologram?”  More important than electing a multiracial, […]

You are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in these parts, Did you just move here? You and that piece of garbage in this shit heap.

A monkey walks through his familiar jungle, doing all of his little monkey chores, when all of a sudden he’s hit by a dart and soon begins to let loose little monkey snores. Our monkey awakes in a large room, which he thinks cannot get any brighter. It’s a room full of other monkeys, each […]

The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ’em Back, Now, Y’all!” I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to […]

Read aloud for the sake of Halloween. Scary music! thatthingwiththescreamingbrain

As the internet loads, It takes some time for the words to format themselves, For some letters to capitalize.

That was the final phase, Captain Jean Luke Picard stopped the ship and exited against his crew’s orders against his better judgement against all odds and he exited The men from the space mine were running away from the unknown disaster just down the tunnel and towards the safety of the ship But Captain Jean […]

I haven’t blogged in awhile. It’s because the internet is stupid. I used to respect the internet until I found out that it didn’t respect me because he she it they it found out that I was vandalizing wikipedia.  I hate the internet. I thought that we lived in a free society where everyone was […]

What’s in a poem, if not words? …Silence…