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Veggies by JM

Posted 12 July 2008 | By | Categories: JM, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | 1 Comment

I’m in this chair, afraid to move. Someone says we should walk around the cemetery, and although “outside” is an attractive concept, I’m more concerned with the vortex of quicksand in front of me. Transfixed by my toe tornado, I peer in to get a closer look, but don’t see anything. I feel like I’ve […]


Posted 06 July 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Real™ Poems by mike!, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

I tried as hard as I could but I could not I could not try any harder but I could not win I could not win any worse than I did. I blame the wide end receiver.

Beetle Bailey Caption Contest by Alexander Santillanes

Posted 27 June 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Watt Wilby Wilby, X | No Comments

Now, we all know that Beetle Bailey is as sharp today as it was 100 years ago when the strip began as a light-hearted satire of the US’s occupation of the Dominican Republic. Since then, the strip has never shied away from controversial topics, as in recent years when it’s tackled sensitive issues ranging from […]


Posted 19 June 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Mike Bullet Shoes, Tamara Holy Rollin' Wolhwend, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

WHAT MY SISTER TAMARA SAYS ABOUT KIDS WRITING WHEN THEY ARE LITTLE By Michael “The Madman Fighter” Molitch-Hou I talked to my sister, Tamara Eleanor Molitch-Hou-Wolhwend-Hou-Molitch (who changed her name to be more palindromic), the other day. I said, “Hey, big sis!” and I meant big, “Remember growing up?” She said, “No.” I said, “Sure […]

“i bought a ticket, lost a ticket, had to buy another ticket then got off at the right stop on a multi stop bus without signs or anouncements saying where we were” by Lauren Valbracht™

Posted 29 May 2008 | By | Categories: L-Ron Valbracht™, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

The following is an e-mail from my friend Lauren who just went to Costa Rica which has a very rich coast. She’s studying grasshoppers I think: but i’m here! Attached are my bed (eventually with two more people i think) and view from porch tomorrow: look for a spider. I was writing emails then Terry […]

Publish this by JM

Posted 28 May 2008 | By | Categories: JM, JM™, Media, Poems by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

Stagnation I Find Diamond Kaleidoscope Mind I Have No Focus

Don’t Click These Linx, They’re Spam

Posted 23 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Mike Bullet Shoes, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

I found this spam in my spam box, so I thought I should spam it for you. It’s funny if you read it like it’s the way a schizophrenic robot with a gambling addiction thinks: car insurance quotes | | | IP: mqy8bsh-0g40n6e-tw6q833b-0 insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile insurance|renters insurance|insurance|insurance online|insurance rates|insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile […]

E-mail from Dadi

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Dadi Ding, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together.  […]

Autonomia Carajo! by Rachel Lynn Trotta

Posted 18 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Rachel Lynn Trotta, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

Hi. This is actually a post from my friend Rachel’s blog, which will now be linked on the site. She is the current coordinator of my family’s medical clinic in Bolivia and her blog is a better representation of what I did as coordinator than my blog was in that it deals less with Blog […]

Cold Stone Creamery is Corrupting Traditional American Values by Katie Jacobson

Posted 13 May 2008 | By | Categories: Katie Jacobson, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

Entering Cold Stone Creamery, one is assaulted with the smell of numerous flavors of ice cream and the nearly countless toppings available to be mixed in to this ice cream. The staff, permanently cheerful, allows one to sample ice cream flavors before committing to a “Creation” (Cold Stone’s name for the unique ice-cream-and-topping mixtures they […]