Stovepipe Kingsley’s Dying Words
To my impulsive friends: Let my words strike at the very core of your souls and make you rise up out of your chairs… for I have been shot. Shake your fists in anger and scream out to the ceiling, “Why?! Why have you forsaken me?!” Demand to know the perpetrator of this crime and […]
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Blog #4: The Final Blog to End All Blogs! (or Michael™s Republic)
Ladies and gentleman, I was blogging hard today. Real hard. Too hard. And you know? It got me bloggin’. I was playing some video games and hanging out with some friends. One of them is trying to figure out what to do in his life, what kind of job he should be looking into, and […]
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Don’t Click These Linx, They’re Spam
I found this spam in my spam box, so I thought I should spam it for you. It’s funny if you read it like it’s the way a schizophrenic robot with a gambling addiction thinks: car insurance quotes | d62s_test241@hotmail.com | urlser.com/?IQpnn#0 | IP: 162.114.40.31 mqy8bsh-0g40n6e-tw6q833b-0 insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile insurance|renters insurance|insurance|insurance online|insurance rates|insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile […]
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Stanley Has a Weight Problem
Mr. Stanley Tolstoy is a forty-six year old human sponge. Now, this isn’t a figure of speech. Stanley’s an actual, genuine sponge. A surprising fact, really. His mother was especially surprised. The day her water broke, she didn’t see any water because her baby had absorbed it all. She just went right into contractions. Stanley’s […]
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E-mail from Dadi
My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together. […]
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Paintings by Lauren (L-Ron) Valbracht (Valbracht)™
This is Guys Fighting in Smoke by my friend Lauren: And this Kraken Takes ‘Er Down: I bought this one at our Centro Medico Humberto Parra’s Online Silent Auction a couple years back.
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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Be the Bomb (featuring Benny Bergstrom)
a Johnny Rockwood classic featuring Tim Anderson and Ben Nyberg How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Be the Bomb
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