Blog #15: A Blog-Ad for Holograhams™: They’re From the Future™!

I was blogging the recent coverage of the election of Barack Obama to the position of President of the United States of America, one of the highest things, when I thought, “Man what would it be like to blog for the President?”  Then I thought, “was that a hologram?”  More important than electing a multiracial, [...]

Posted at 2pm on 11/07/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog, Holograhams™, Media, Videos by mike! read on

Blog #14: Halloween Hitler Blog

The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ‘em Back, Now, Y’all!”
I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to be [...]

Posted at 2pm on 10/31/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog, Johnny Propaganda, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby read on

Blog #13: Blog Against Blogs (and Wikipedia)

I haven’t blogged in awhile.
It’s because the internet is stupid. I used to respect the internet until I found out that it didn’t respect me because he she it they it found out that I was vandalizing wikipedia.  I hate the internet.
I thought that we lived in a free society where everyone was allowed to [...]

Posted at 9am on 10/10/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog 12: Be True to Your Blog (The story of how mike got glared at by Brian Wilson)

So, I was just blogging the blog-o-sphere yesterday when, all of a sudden, insane celebrity Brian Wilson went to Amoeba records for one of his scheduled “social interactions”.  My friend Ben F. Nyberg sent me a text message saying “hey! mike! you’re great. brian wilson’s at amoeba. *some text missing*”.  So, wouldn’t you know, *some [...]

Posted at 4pm on 09/03/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog 11: Dog Blog

I thought about becoming a teacher for awhile. I even tutored! And there’s one thing I learned from teaching kids and it’s that they are always asking for help writing essays. I decided that I wanted to help kids write essays. There’s three basic essay forms: explorative, debatatory, and predatory. So I thought I’d [...]

Posted at 4pm on 08/19/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #10: A Nostradamus-like Blogdiction of the Future™!

Obama could be another simulacra humanoid robot sent to continue this country’s government’s ongoing hate crime against humanity, but as a young, charismatic, hopeful, African-American politician he has also become a symbol for change to those who believe in him, as well as the lead singer for Barack-O-Rama and the Obamas.

That’s right, Clapton & Windwood [...]

Posted at 8am on 08/01/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #9: The Man Who Sold the Blog

I haven’t blogged since I heard that China was allowed to sell ivory. I’ve been trying to kill elephants to sell ivory for years, but everyone keeps telling me how illegal and dangerous it is for me and all of the people in the poaching business. Also, I just recently learned that it’s [...]

Posted at 8am on 07/22/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #8: Too much Blog? Why not Blog?! (The Hollow Mike Theory)

I haven’t blogged in about two weeks, I guess. My loved ones caught up with me. They told me they were worried about my blogging, said I was “blog-dependent”, which is one way of putting it. Another way of putting it is “blog-scendent”. They took my computer away and said I [...]

Posted at 6pm on 06/30/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog, Uncategorized read on

Blog #7: Blahg

oh, boy, am i in the dumps today. i hardly even feel like capitalizing… but, alls well that ends well i supose. i hardly even feel like spell churking.
youre prubabably wondering y im so depressed huh? well, i recenlty found out that the rain forest is being cut down! did you know that? if i [...]

Posted at 7am on 06/16/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #6: The Blog to Begin All Blogs!

This is a very important blog.
You know, I never used to blog. My brother really was the one who got me into it. He chose his words carefully and said to me calmly and patiently, “Mike, if you don’t blog, I’m gonna punch you in the junk.” How could I argue with [...]

Posted at 4pm on 06/04/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

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