Personal Statements for an MFA in Creative Writing by Michael Molitch-Hou
So, here are some essays I wrote when trying to write my personal statement for grad schools. I’m trying to get a Masters of Fine Arts in Creative Writing. So, feel free to read these if you like. They’re kind of entertaining maybe. That’s why they’re not stories, this is classified as a blog on [...]
Blog #18: The Blog about the God
If “God” is a word and man invented language, then, linguistically speaking, humanity so closely resembles a god-like thing that it can be, for all intents and purposes, considered God. Creatures with unknown purposes and origins came into the world with “fabulous powers” (He-Man, 1983). They were unsure of what they were and then complained [...]
T.D. Mischke and Reality
Ben Nyberg introduced me to this great radio DJ from Minnesota. I thought this particular clip on reality was appropriate for this site that has to do with reality. Bob calls in to joke around with Mischke, but little does he realize that his call to a po-dunk station in fly-over land, is about to [...]
Cremation just makes sense by the Neptune Society
My dad received this letter in the mail because when you turn 65, the Neptune Society beckons . To read this letter correctly, please play the following song while you read along. I couldn’t get it to play while you read it, so download it if you feel like, okay? Fuck this joke:
copland_-tender-land-suite-finale-the-promise-of-living
then play this [...]
Blog #17: To Blog or not to Blog (The blog about concreteness of beliefs)
You recently read a very interesting article on how the flu vaccine kills astronauts. This article was peer-reviewed and cites many other scholarly articles about the flu vaccine, astronauts, and studies about the flu vaccine and astronauts. It is 10:30 am, Monday, February 2nd, 2008. You are located at 1427 William St., River Forest, Illinois. [...]
Michael Molitch-Hou, Tim Anderson, and Dane Muckler’s Careers at Oxy
Above is a low resolution scan from the Oxy Weekly.
As a form of punishment, employees of the Occidental Weekly were asked to write about other employees and their careers at Occidental College and their futures. I wrote Tim’s little bio and Tim wrote mine and then someone I don’t know wrote Dane’s. Enjoy it or [...]
Blog #16: I blog you, Sheriff Truman. (the blog about Twin Peaks)
Well, I normally wouldn’t do this, but I am required to talk about real things every once in awhile by our parent company Reality Incorporated Co.. They were watching a lot of Twin Peaks and thought it was so great that I had to blog about it. I, personally, hate the show. Don’t get it. [...]
Laura Collins: Work on Paper
Here are some awesome thingies that Laura Collins made. The first, the one of them birds, is the cover for Marty McCahill’s CD Songs About Tigers. If you’d like to see more or buy some from the artist, visit www.lauracollinsart.blogspot.com or http://iwritemythoughtsinmygrocerylist.blogspot.com/
to see the awesome gallery click on this article head.
to see the [...]
Blog #15: A Blog-Ad for Holograhams™: They’re From the Future™!
I was blogging the recent coverage of the election of Barack Obama to the position of President of the United States of America, one of the highest things, when I thought, “Man what would it be like to blog for the President?” Then I thought, “was that a hologram?” More important than electing a multiracial, [...]
Blog #14: Halloween Hitler Blog
The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ‘em Back, Now, Y’all!”
I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to be [...]
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