Blog 11: Dog Blog

I thought about becoming a teacher for awhile. I even tutored! And there’s one thing I learned from teaching kids and it’s that they are always asking for help writing essays. I decided that I wanted to help kids write essays. There’s three basic essay forms: explorative, debatatory, and predatory. So I thought I’d [...]

Posted at 4pm on 08/19/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #10: A Nostradamus-like Blogdiction of the Future™!

Obama could be another simulacra humanoid robot sent to continue this country’s government’s ongoing hate crime against humanity, but as a young, charismatic, hopeful, African-American politician he has also become a symbol for change to those who believe in him, as well as the lead singer for Barack-O-Rama and the Obamas.

That’s right, Clapton & Windwood [...]

Posted at 8am on 08/01/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #9: The Man Who Sold the Blog

I haven’t blogged since I heard that China was allowed to sell ivory. I’ve been trying to kill elephants to sell ivory for years, but everyone keeps telling me how illegal and dangerous it is for me and all of the people in the poaching business. Also, I just recently learned that it’s [...]

Posted at 8am on 07/22/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #8: Too much Blog? Why not Blog?! (The Hollow Mike Theory)

I haven’t blogged in about two weeks, I guess. My loved ones caught up with me. They told me they were worried about my blogging, said I was “blog-dependent”, which is one way of putting it. Another way of putting it is “blog-scendent”. They took my computer away and said I [...]

Posted at 6pm on 06/30/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog, Uncategorized read on

Blog #7: Blahg

oh, boy, am i in the dumps today. i hardly even feel like capitalizing… but, alls well that ends well i supose. i hardly even feel like spell churking.
youre prubabably wondering y im so depressed huh? well, i recenlty found out that the rain forest is being cut down! did you know that? if i [...]

Posted at 7am on 06/16/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #6: The Blog to Begin All Blogs!

This is a very important blog.
You know, I never used to blog. My brother really was the one who got me into it. He chose his words carefully and said to me calmly and patiently, “Mike, if you don’t blog, I’m gonna punch you in the junk.” How could I argue with [...]

Posted at 4pm on 06/04/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #5: The Blog with The Reality Institute™!’s Instructional Video #1 In It

So the other day our parent company, Reality Incorporated Co., made me do an instructional video on how to tell if things are real or not. I had no choice! But, I loved doing it. It gave me a chance to show the world how they could tell if stuff was real [...]

Posted at 9am on 05/28/08 | 2 comments | Filed Under: Blog, Media, The Reality Institute™'s Instructional Videos, Videos by mike! read on

Blog #4: The Final Blog to End All Blogs! (or Michael™s Republic)

Ladies and gentleman,
I was blogging hard today. Real hard. Too hard. And you know? It got me bloggin’.
I was playing some video games and hanging out with some friends. One of them is trying to figure out what to do in his life, what kind of job he should be looking [...]

Posted at 2pm on 05/23/08 | 1 comment | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #3: You Can Blog If You Want To, Your Friends Don’t Advise It, But If They Don’t Advise It, Well I’m Not Sure You Should Be Friends With Them In the First Place.

So this blog started off great! Last time I blogged (which was not nearly soon enough, you know how it gets), I was in Bolivia and there was a big whole hubbub, Bub, about a thing called “autonomia”. It’s very complicated, so I’ll illustrate it with a drawing in microsoft paint:

This picture should answer any [...]

Posted at 11am on 05/13/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

Blog #2: Life is Blog, the rest is just Blogtails and Dirty Limericks.

There once was a boy who was named Blog,
who had a thing he could flog
but when he went to the dance
he seized into a trance
and the DJ thought he was a log.
When I grew up, these were the sorts of limericks my dad used to scream to me before going to sleep, or while I [...]

Posted at 11am on 05/01/08 | no comments | Filed Under: Blog read on

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