What does the Universe say to the I, if the Universe is a You and the I is an Eye? “We’re not so different, U and I, just some letters between us to sort out the Y.”

Certified Reality™ Products! (ON SALE NOW!)

Note: Please report problems to therealityinstitute@gmail.com

Welcome to the Real Store™, the only store that guarantees that everything that you buy is indeed real™. Tired of your friends telling you to “Get real!”? Now you can rest assured that everything you own actually exists and, as an extension of your being, that you too exist. All products found on this site have been tested and certified as real by our team of highly ordained scientists so that you don’t have to worry about what’s real. Just look for the Certified Reality™ Product logo on every item.

Free shipping with all items, except maybe things from outside the U.S. or to outside the U.S..

Certified Reality™ Product Stickers

Afraid that your reality will slip away leaving you in a distorted illusion? Certify what’s important to you by putting Certified Reality™ Product logo stickers on it, okay? They make a great holiday/birthday/Tuesday gift to remind those that you love of the fragile state of the world around them. Free (random amount of) stickers with every purchase.

A New and Accurate Reality™ T-Shirt designed by Ben Nyberg, $15

Be informative and real™ with a t-shirt that represents your thoughts and feelings.  Sizes: small, medium, large, extra large

Songs About Tigers by Marty McCahill, $5

This CD produced partially by Marty himself in his dingy basement and partially in the studio of IBL records is great! $5 a pop

Track Listing:

1. nobel street

2. being great

3. laura’s song

4. my little imp

5. pat’s song

6. shannon’s song

7. mike’s song

8. rob’s song

9. my book

10. joe’s song

11. molly goes on forever

12. sandy’s song

The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine by mike!

Here’s mike!’s online store of music vaguely about a robot with no free will who falls in love with a ghost, who does not exist. They live in a futuristic dystopia where all citizens are legally required to love each other and unable to believe in ghosts.  Every day is punctuated with propaganda parades enforcing love and robots are second class citizens.

You can get this for free by downloading them (in no easy or pretty way) here.

The Way by John Wilson

His first release with a full band, “The Way” demonstrates John’s ability to grow and develop his own technique. Smooth melodies paired with romantic lyrics. Driving rhythms and distinct arrangements. However you want to describe it, John Wilson’s music is unique, and in a constant state of growth. John’s exposure is growing too, with the help of his promotions and booking team.

Photographs by Daniel Villarroel Torrez, $25™

19 year-old Daniel Villarroel Torrez™ is so real he trademarked himself.  He hails from Santa Cruz, Bolivia and his photos are surreal, beautiful, even creepy.  Some are of Scotland, some Bolivia, some are taken directly from in the eyes of God™, $25 a pop.

Coming pronto!  We’ve got to work out some shipping and pricing things. Here’s a little taste:

One Slice of Mystik Pizza by Tommy Hawks

Hip art pizza. Eat it.

More to come! Things like t-shirts, cds, movies, Holograhams, gaming devices, transductors, supercoolliders… a gun… food.

Let me know if there are any problems or questions, this is my first online store:

michael.molitchhou@gmail.com

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