The Reality™ Institute

there is no such thing as nothing there is no thing that is not if there was a thing to be not a thing there would be not a thing to be not

If “God” is a word and man invented language, then, linguistically speaking, humanity so closely resembles a god-like thing that it can be, for all intents and purposes, considered God. Creatures with unknown purposes and origins came into the world with “fabulous powers” (He-Man, 1983).  They were unsure of what they were and then complained […]

I can’t stop thinking about robots And the way in which they could serve me Platters and platters of Candy That I took off of someone’s porch during Halloween time Take one. Take one too many.

This is cross-posted from Stephen’s blog: the s&m dinner. A friend of mine in the music school at Calarts, Jason, invited me to go to an S&M dinner with him and his kinda girlfriend Meredith. The whole concept sounded strange: meeting at a restaurant in a public place to be around people with a sexual […]

This is a couple excerpts from this thing I was trying to write. They’re the only parts of the thing that I didn’t feel I needed to change because it was what it was. The thing was going to be called That’s Not It Exactly: A Clinical Analysis of Generalized Ontology Disorder. Good luck and […]

Drugs and Lies My summer after my sophomore year I get a job offer downtown.  I take it and say fuck school.  Who needs school if you can land a job this easily?  The job isn’t hard.  Running to court a couple times a day to make some filings.  In-between runs, soak up the pulse […]

I would never write a poem in five seconds Psyche.

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The thing about Van Gogh was that he felt compelled to paint the same painting over and over again.  He only painted one painting and never painted anything else.  When he painted it, he felt something very strong that is difficult to describe.  And, anyways, it depended on the particular time he was painting that […]

Ben Nyberg introduced me to this great radio DJ from Minnesota. I thought this particular clip on reality was appropriate for this site that has to do with reality. Bob calls in to joke around with Mischke, but little does he realize that his call to a po-dunk station in fly-over land, is about to […]