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Crazy Without U

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

Crazy Without You

Baby, UR Giving Me SIDS!

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

Baby, You’re Giving Me SIDS!

To Propose (the future)

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | No Comments

To Propose (the future) “This is a version of a duet that I’m going to do when I find a girl who doesn’t throw up at the thought of singing with me,” said Mike, “(unintelligible sobbing).”

Dash My Brains Out B4 U Go

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

Dash My Brains Out Before You Go Kinda like The Misfits.

Mariner’s Blues

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

What all lonely mariners think about at one time or another: having sex with a fish. Mariner’s Blues

Twirl

Posted 12 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | 1 Comment

Wake up-2-3. Sob-2-3. Fetal Position-2-3. Twirl. Laugh-2-3. Shout-2-3. Mumble-2-3. Dip. Talk to self-2-3. Get evaluated-2-3. Paranoia-2-3. Sleep-2-3. Twirl We all have routines, a set pattern of things that we do everyday. Although, every once in a while, we divert from our normal behavior and do something entirely different. It’s just like dancing-2-3. Descartes said something […]

Tierra Del Fuego

Posted 09 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

One time, Mike thought that this song was about being cold. Another time about robots. Tierra Del Fuego

Dear Fiona, It’s Me, Paul McCartney

Posted 09 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | No Comments

This was written by mike! who was delivering a letter to Fiona Apple for his internship at 826LA and he couldn’t help but pretend that he was Paul McCartney writing a letter to Ms. Fiona Apple. Dear Fiona, It’s Me, Paul McCartney

Welcome to the Reality Institute, Mike

Posted 09 April 2008 | By | Categories: General, Reality™ Products, Text | No Comments

Welcome to the Reality Institute! If you’ve come here, Mike, you have stumbled onto a website designed to help Michael Molitch-Hou determine what is real and what is not realm a sort of way of retracing his steps into his person-hood. We are, in fact, a service institute, which can guide you through reality by […]