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Blog #4: The Final Blog to End All Blogs! (or Michael™s Republic)

Posted 23 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | 1 Comment

Ladies and gentleman, I was blogging hard today. Real hard. Too hard. And you know? It got me bloggin’. I was playing some video games and hanging out with some friends. One of them is trying to figure out what to do in his life, what kind of job he should be looking into, and […]

Don’t Click These Linx, They’re Spam

Posted 23 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Mike Bullet Shoes, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

I found this spam in my spam box, so I thought I should spam it for you. It’s funny if you read it like it’s the way a schizophrenic robot with a gambling addiction thinks: car insurance quotes | | | IP: mqy8bsh-0g40n6e-tw6q833b-0 insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile insurance|renters insurance|insurance|insurance online|insurance rates|insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile […]

Stanley Has a Weight Problem

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

Mr. Stanley Tolstoy is a forty-six year old human sponge. Now, this isn’t a figure of speech. Stanley’s an actual, genuine sponge. A surprising fact, really. His mother was especially surprised. The day her water broke, she didn’t see any water because her baby had absorbed it all. She just went right into contractions. Stanley’s […]

E-mail from Dadi

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Dadi Ding, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together.  […]

Paintings by Lauren (L-Ron) Valbracht (Valbracht)™

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Lauren Valbracht™, Media | 1 Comment

This is Guys Fighting in Smoke by my friend Lauren: And this Kraken Takes ‘Er Down: I bought this one at our Centro Medico Humberto Parra’s Online Silent Auction a couple years back.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Be the Bomb (featuring Benny Bergstrom)

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Johnny Rockwood, Media, Music by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

a Johnny Rockwood classic featuring Tim Anderson and Ben Nyberg How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Be the Bomb

Autonomia Carajo! by Rachel Lynn Trotta

Posted 18 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Rachel Lynn Trotta, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

Hi. This is actually a post from my friend Rachel’s blog, which will now be linked on the site. She is the current coordinator of my family’s medical clinic in Bolivia and her blog is a better representation of what I did as coordinator than my blog was in that it deals less with Blog […]


Posted 17 May 2008 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Media, Tim Anderson | No Comments

Here is an interchange between me and Tim that led up to the posting of this picture of me as a clown: On Tue, May 13, 2008 at 5:29 AM, Tim Anderson <> wrote: Why haven’t you put up my articles?! On 2008/05/14, at 1:41, Michael Molitch-Hou wrote: hey! hold on one gosh darn cotton […]

Painting Gallery

Posted 15 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Paintings by mike! | No Comments

Now, all of the paintings will be together in a gallery, which should make it faster to load and stuff.

Blog #3: You Can Blog If You Want To, Your Friends Don’t Advise It, But If They Don’t Advise It, Well I’m Not Sure You Should Be Friends With Them In the First Place.

Posted 13 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | No Comments

So this blog started off great! Last time I blogged (which was not nearly soon enough, you know how it gets), I was in Bolivia and there was a big whole hubbub, Bub, about a thing called “autonomia”. It’s very complicated, so I’ll illustrate it with a drawing in microsoft paint: This picture should answer […]