The Reality™ Institute

Before there was Aquaman, there was Kid Aquaman.

Ladies and gentleman, I was blogging hard today. Real hard. Too hard. And you know? It got me bloggin’. I was playing some video games and hanging out with some friends. One of them is trying to figure out what to do in his life, what kind of job he should be looking into, and […]

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Mr. Stanley Tolstoy is a forty-six year old human sponge. Now, this isn’t a figure of speech. Stanley’s an actual, genuine sponge. A surprising fact, really. His mother was especially surprised. The day her water broke, she didn’t see any water because her baby had absorbed it all. She just went right into contractions. Stanley’s […]

My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together.  […]

This is Guys Fighting in Smoke by my friend Lauren: And this Kraken Takes ‘Er Down: I bought this one at our Centro Medico Humberto Parra’s Online Silent Auction a couple years back.

a Johnny Rockwood classic featuring Tim Anderson and Ben Nyberg How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Be the Bomb

Hi. This is actually a post from my friend Rachel’s blog, which will now be linked on the site. She is the current coordinator of my family’s medical clinic in Bolivia and her blog is a better representation of what I did as coordinator than my blog was in that it deals less with Blog […]

Here is an interchange between me and Tim that led up to the posting of this picture of me as a clown: On Tue, May 13, 2008 at 5:29 AM, Tim Anderson <tim.worldwide@gmail.com> wrote: Why haven’t you put up my articles?! On 2008/05/14, at 1:41, Michael Molitch-Hou wrote: hey! hold on one gosh darn cotton […]

Now, all of the paintings will be together in a gallery, which should make it faster to load and stuff.