When You Ride Alone, You Ride with Hitler! by Andrew David
8:40 am Friday: I’m early for work, so I get a decent parking spot today. I “forget” to crack a window for Hitler again. “Ich bein suffokätten!” he howls. “No habla, herr führer,” I shrug, “no habla… heh, heh.” The morning goes by slowly. 11:55 am: Lunch. I go to the McDonalds drive-thru; they’re having […]
