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Obama Breaks, Forcefully, With Ex-Pastor Over Fired Remarks that he is a Simulacra Humanoid Robot

Posted 05 May 2008 | By | Categories: Jimmy Crack, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Senator Barack Obama broke forcefully on Tuesday due to comments made by his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., in an effort to curtail a drama of race, values, patriotism and betrayal that has enveloped his presidential candidacy at a critical juncture. At a news conference here, Mr. Obama denounced […]

Blog #2: Life is Blog, the rest is just Blogtails and Dirty Limericks.

Posted 01 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | No Comments

There once was a boy who was named Blog, who had a thing he could flog but when he went to the dance he seized into a trance and the DJ thought he was a log. When I grew up, these were the sorts of limericks my dad used to scream to me before going […]

I would like to submit this article for your website. i would also like to be called one-eyed-jack

Posted 28 April 2008 | By | Categories: Media, One-Eyed-Jack, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

In other news i drank over a bottle and a half of whiskey tonight… but i’m still able to type and keep one eye open. you should be glad you’re the only person i would allow to see such type. i actually was reading for the past half hour some emails i sent to myself […]

Blog #1: The story of Blog-nocchio

Posted 23 April 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | No Comments

“Have you ever done this before?” she asked, as I settled into the chair. “Well, once or twice, but really I’m not all that experienced.” “Don’t worry, babe. It just takes a bit of practice, and you’ll get plenty of practice.” Okay, so it wasn’t my first time blogging, but I was still a bit […]

Hey! Sera! It ain’t every easy

Posted 16 April 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Media, Music by mike!, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine | 1 Comment

Hey! Sera! It ain’t ever easy!