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My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together.  […]

Hi. This is actually a post from my friend Rachel’s blog, which will now be linked on the site. She is the current coordinator of my family’s medical clinic in Bolivia and her blog is a better representation of what I did as coordinator than my blog was in that it deals less with Blog […]

So this blog started off great! Last time I blogged (which was not nearly soon enough, you know how it gets), I was in Bolivia and there was a big whole hubbub, Bub, about a thing called “autonomia”. It’s very complicated, so I’ll illustrate it with a drawing in microsoft paint: This picture should answer […]

Entering Cold Stone Creamery, one is assaulted with the smell of numerous flavors of ice cream and the nearly countless toppings available to be mixed in to this ice cream. The staff, permanently cheerful, allows one to sample ice cream flavors before committing to a “Creation” (Cold Stone’s name for the unique ice-cream-and-topping mixtures they […]

WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. — Senator Barack Obama broke forcefully on Tuesday due to comments made by his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., in an effort to curtail a drama of race, values, patriotism and betrayal that has enveloped his presidential candidacy at a critical juncture. At a news conference here, Mr. Obama denounced […]

There once was a boy who was named Blog, who had a thing he could flog but when he went to the dance he seized into a trance and the DJ thought he was a log. When I grew up, these were the sorts of limericks my dad used to scream to me before going […]

In other news i drank over a bottle and a half of whiskey tonight… but i’m still able to type and keep one eye open. you should be glad you’re the only person i would allow to see such type. i actually was reading for the past half hour some emails i sent to myself […]

“Have you ever done this before?” she asked, as I settled into the chair. “Well, once or twice, but really I’m not all that experienced.” “Don’t worry, babe. It just takes a bit of practice, and you’ll get plenty of practice.” Okay, so it wasn’t my first time blogging, but I was still a bit […]

Hey! Sera! It ain’t ever easy!