Ben always checks the “Missed Connections” on craigslist to see if anyone writes about him, so for Ben’s B-day, Nahenahekameleopalama Ihara-san had the great idea to post a bunch of Missed Connections about him. These are the results. Ben, Mele, and I say thanks to everyone who did it! Ben especially says thanks! Tea Party […]
Gold Girl Jarema Osofsky invades the British Museum and confronts the golden Kate Moss statue once and for all. The statue is made of 18k gold and should sell for something like £10m or $14 million. The statue’s artist Marc Quinn said he saw Miss Moss as a “modern day Aphrodite”. FACTS TO REMEMBER: gold […]
I came here to tell the truth and chew gum and I’m all out of gum. THIS IS NO CONSPIRACY THEORY. This is life. Information. Information is the key to everything. It CONTROLS everything. And “he who controls the information, controls the world and his peers.” Lest it be known, the world is divided into […]
JanVernerC’s “Global Times”. He wants to come play shows in the states, so everyone prepare some venues.
I can’t stop thinking about robots And the way in which they could serve me Platters and platters of Candy That I took off of someone’s porch during Halloween time Take one. Take one too many.
This is cross-posted from Stephen’s blog: the s&m dinner. A friend of mine in the music school at Calarts, Jason, invited me to go to an S&M dinner with him and his kinda girlfriend Meredith. The whole concept sounded strange: meeting at a restaurant in a public place to be around people with a sexual […]
The Wikidance is a dance choreographed by people via the internet and performed by the dance group bodycity! Watch the first video of the proposed challenge below. Participation: Wikidance from bodycity on Vimeo. bodycity sought dance moves recorded and tagged on the internet to incorporate into a dance. wikidance creators! from bodycity on Vimeo. then […]
This is a couple excerpts from this thing I was trying to write. They’re the only parts of the thing that I didn’t feel I needed to change because it was what it was. The thing was going to be called That’s Not It Exactly: A Clinical Analysis of Generalized Ontology Disorder. Good luck and […]
Drugs and Lies My summer after my sophomore year I get a job offer downtown. I take it and say fuck school. Who needs school if you can land a job this easily? The job isn’t hard. Running to court a couple times a day to make some filings. In-between runs, soak up the pulse […]
For some reason a webcast of me playing a song i made a couopel yeaarskljf ago. here’s a crappy recording of the song: lord-make-me-soberghelkj
