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Welcome to the Reality Institute™!

A Little Bit About the Reality Institute™

If you’ve come here, you have stumbled onto a website designed to help you determine what is real and what is not real. Life can be confusing in many ways and we are, in fact, a service institute, which can guide you through reality by providing you assistance when necessary using helpful instructional videos and products, funded by our parent corporation the Reality Incorporated Corporation.

Using the folks here at the Reality Institute™ as a template, you can have a grasp of what is real through their own lives, including photos, creations, products, and external links to their real lives to help you know what is real. And, from a personal perspective, they will explain their daily thoughts and happenings in the familiar and user friendly “blog” format. If you are ever in doubt of what is real and not real, just look for the Certified Reality™ Products logo on every page or product and you can rest assured that it is real.

Though reality may seem like a terrifying monster with fangs the size of London sometimes, we hope that our services will prove to you that the world is as tranquil as a lamb and as ripe as a banana. And, if read correctly, you should be able to remember how you were real in the first place.

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michael.molitchhou@gmail.com
www.myspace.com/clockophile

ben.f.nyberg@gmail.com

www.heyben.com