On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: I am Goatse and Tubgirl. Before the universe was, I am. I made the suns. I made the worlds. I created the lives and the places they inhabit; I move them here, I put them there. They go as I say, they do as I tell them. I am the word and my name is never spoken, the name which no one knows. I am called Goatse and Tubgirl, but that is not my name. I am. I shall always be.