The Reality™ Institute

The above German translates to “German Hand Blogs! Kiss ‘em Back, Now, Y’all!” I know I said some awful things about the Internet and Blogs, but I take them all back! Not because I changed my mind, but because it’s almost Halloween and Politics Day and I’m scared! When I was little, I used to [...]

perfect for scary nights! “Boneyard” by Kleenex Thee Almighty: boneyard

These are songs from The Clockophile and the Infinite Sadness.  They are appropriate on Halloween and Politics Day as they are about WWII. The producer told me he wanted to create a light breeze in the background of the whole song to give the listener the illusion that they were outside and not sitting around [...]

I hoped people would send me scary things, but I guess no one’s interested in reality anymore. they’re probably all outside.  so, in case you wanna get the real scared into you, here are some scary videos and stories i found on the internet: Scary Evil Talking Baby Doll Commercial There are all kinds of [...]

Here’s a scary story by H.P. Lovecraft, involving twisted architcture and races from the unknown realms just outside of perception.  Listen to it: http://ia310802.us.archive.org/0/items/collected_lovecraft_0810_librivox/alchemist_lovecraft_kw.mp3 or read it at: http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_Alchemist_(Lovecraft) These were taken from http://librivox.org/ , which is a free, online resource for books that are now in the public domain.  They are mostly from the [...]

Read aloud for the sake of Halloween. Scary music! thatthingwiththescreamingbrain

Here’s a collection of work from Pieter Zandvliet, an artist from Holland (the netherest of lands), the land of windmills, tulips, and lax laws.  I met Pieter through facebook.  And he invited me to his social networking site: http://artartekunst.ning.com/ click on this article to see more of his sweet stuff.

The Siriusly Tru Anthem From the album The Clockophile and the Long Memorial Day Weekend, sampling various songs from The Truman Show soundtrack, Sirius by The Alan Parsons Project, and a couple beats from Tokyo Ghetto Pussy and Annie. Also, should I call it the “Siriusly Tru Anthem” or “Free Truman”? Or “On the Air, [...]

As It Happens What we want in private is a secret unknown to public wishes. Our public desideratum may be clear to us; but inside we are never sure, never knowing. Wants are secreted away, hiding – closeted from ourselves. Ceremoniously coming down the stairs after an hour or so of wafting in the breeze [...]

I’d give an arm instead of a leg just for one night with John Armistead Wilson.  Here’s “Waited Too Long” from John’s upcoming album Our Days: 01-waited-too-long Plus, his web-store again: and a link to his myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=240662333