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Archive for May, 2008

“i bought a ticket, lost a ticket, had to buy another ticket then got off at the right stop on a multi stop bus without signs or anouncements saying where we were” by Lauren Valbracht™

Posted 29 May 2008 | By | Categories: L-Ron Valbracht™, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

The following is an e-mail from my friend Lauren who just went to Costa Rica which has a very rich coast. She’s studying grasshoppers I think: but i’m here! Attached are my bed (eventually with two more people i think) and view from porch tomorrow: look for a spider. I was writing emails then Terry […]

Blog #5: The Blog with The Reality Institute™!’s Instructional Video #1 In It

Posted 28 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog, Media, Reality™ Products, Text, The Reality Institute™'s Instructional Videos, Videos by mike! | 3 Comments

So the other day our parent company, Reality Incorporated Co., made me do an instructional video on how to tell if things are real or not. I had no choice! But, I loved doing it. It gave me a chance to show the world how they could tell if stuff was real or not, which, […]

Stovepipe Kingsley’s Dying Words

Posted 28 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

To my impulsive friends: Let my words strike at the very core of your souls and make you rise up out of your chairs… for I have been shot. Shake your fists in anger and scream out to the ceiling, “Why?! Why have you forsaken me?!” Demand to know the perpetrator of this crime and […]

Publish this by JM

Posted 28 May 2008 | By | Categories: JM, JM™, Media, Poems by People Michael™ Knows | No Comments

Stagnation I Find Diamond Kaleidoscope Mind I Have No Focus

Cartoons by Jacob Hartz

Posted 28 May 2008 | By | Categories: Art by People Michael™ Knows, Jacob Hartz, Media | 1 Comment

Here are a series of cartoons by Jacob “Danger” Hartz.

Kid Aquaman

Posted 27 May 2008 | By | Categories: Comics by mike!, Media | No Comments

Before there was Aquaman, there was Kid Aquaman.

Blog #4: The Final Blog to End All Blogs! (or Michael™s Republic)

Posted 23 May 2008 | By | Categories: Blog | 1 Comment

Ladies and gentleman, I was blogging hard today. Real hard. Too hard. And you know? It got me bloggin’. I was playing some video games and hanging out with some friends. One of them is trying to figure out what to do in his life, what kind of job he should be looking into, and […]

Don’t Click These Linx, They’re Spam

Posted 23 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Mike Bullet Shoes, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

I found this spam in my spam box, so I thought I should spam it for you. It’s funny if you read it like it’s the way a schizophrenic robot with a gambling addiction thinks: car insurance quotes | d62s_test241@hotmail.com | urlser.com/?IQpnn#0 | IP: 162.114.40.31 mqy8bsh-0g40n6e-tw6q833b-0 insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile insurance|renters insurance|insurance|insurance online|insurance rates|insurance|progressive insurance|allstate insurance|insurance|automobile […]

Stanley Has a Weight Problem

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Media, Stories by mike! | No Comments

Mr. Stanley Tolstoy is a forty-six year old human sponge. Now, this isn’t a figure of speech. Stanley’s an actual, genuine sponge. A surprising fact, really. His mother was especially surprised. The day her water broke, she didn’t see any water because her baby had absorbed it all. She just went right into contractions. Stanley’s […]

E-mail from Dadi

Posted 22 May 2008 | By | Categories: Dadi Ding, Media, Watt Wilby Wilby | No Comments

My godmother Dadi bought 20 CDs from me today, The Clockophile and the Heliotropic Future Machine, which was really nice of her. I would have given them to her for free, but she insisted on supporting me. She’s a great lady and, hopefully, when she retires, we’re going to write a book about her together.  […]